Spongebob: Rampaging Clamu

A giant sleeping oyster, an audience expecting a show, and Spongebob attempting increasingly desperate wake-up tactics — Spongebob – Rampaging Clamu turns a Spongebob zoo sequence into a small chaos ensemble that keeps expanding as more characters wander into the scene.

This is a pack built for groups who like filling out a whole scene rather than trading a simple back-and-forth between two speakers. Clamu herself carries ten lines that move from peaceful snoring straight into a frantic, roaring meltdown once she finally wakes up, and Spongebob gets nine lines trying, and mostly failing, various oyster calls to rouse her while Patrick watches unimpressed nearby. Patrick contributes four lines of dry commentary that shift once things finally get exciting for him, going from calling the whole event boring to declaring it the best show he’s ever seen once the chaos actually kicks off.

A zoo worker, a handler named Joe, a public announcer, and two panicked crowd members fill in the rest of the roster, most of them reacting to the same unfolding disaster from slightly different angles as it spreads. Joe tries to calm Clamu down by reminding her who he is before letting out a scream of his own once that clearly doesn’t work, and the announcer keeps an oddly calm, almost professional tone while instructing the crowd to scream and run in circles as instructed.

The pack rewards players who enjoy big physical-comedy energy — snoring, screeching oyster calls, and full-volume screaming all show up here in close succession — and it’s especially fun with several people involved, since half the enjoyment comes from everyone’s panic overlapping at once rather than one clean, orderly conversation. The announcer’s oddly calm public-service delivery in the middle of the chaos is a nice contrast worth leaning into if you land that role.

Credited to creator The Fool, Spongebob – Rampaging Clamu is a solid pick any time you want a pack with more moving parts than usual, and it’s well suited to a group session where everyone gets to play a small piece of the same unraveling scene as it spirals further out of control.

The pack also works surprisingly well if you strip it down to just Clamu and Spongebob, since the wake-up attempts alone carry a nice little rhythm of failed effort building toward a payoff. Adding the wider cast back in for a second pass changes the texture entirely, turning a two-person bit into something closer to a small stage production with a chorus of panicked bystanders reacting in real time. Either version works, which makes it a flexible pick depending on how many people you’ve actually got free for the session.