$30 Haircut

Eleven lines, three characters, and one legendary Dragon Ball Z put-down that’s outlived the movie it came from — that’s the shape of this $30 Haircut pack for Choicer Voicer, built by Us3rmin around Android 13’s villain speech from the Dragon Ball Z films.

A Villain Rant With Two Interruptions

The pack is structured around Android 13 doing most of the talking, with Goku and Trunks each getting a moment to push back before getting talked over again:

• Android 13 — eight lines, the bulk of the rant, building from mockery into full threat across the whole exchange
• Goku — a single short line, almost a non-answer that barely slows the rant down at all
• Trunks — two lines that briefly challenge Android 13 mid-speech before getting talked over again

The pack’s own title comes straight from its most quoted moment, and the readme leans into that same energy, framing the whole thing around the character’s most over-the-top insult. Getting Android 13’s delivery right means committing to unhinged, sneering confidence — the character isn’t holding anything back, and underplaying the rant loses what makes the source material work as a meme in the first place decades after the movie came out. The shift from smug mockery early on to full-throated threat by the end is where most of the performance’s difficulty actually lives, and it’s easy to run out of intensity too early if the buildup isn’t paced carefully.

This one’s a solid fit for a group session, since three distinct roles means everyone gets something to do rather than one person carrying all eleven lines solo. Prior familiarity with the scene isn’t required — the villain’s escalating contempt for the heroes reads clearly on its own — though recognizing the specific insult the pack is named after adds an extra layer of payoff. Eleven lines, three roles, and a title line that’s become a stand-alone meme outside the movie entirely — this one plays best when Android 13’s performer goes all in on the sneer and doesn’t hold anything back until the very last line.

Goku and Trunks are lighter lifts by comparison, which makes this a good pack for a session where one player wants the demanding villain role and the others would rather have a couple of short, punchy lines than carry a whole scene. The imbalance in line count isn’t a flaw here; it mirrors how the original speech actually plays out, with the villain dominating the exchange while the heroes barely get a word in edgewise, much like a handful of other villain-centric picks in the voice packs library.